saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

I mean, 

• Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
• They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
• They live right by the kitchen.
• Their head of house teaches herbology.
• “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
• Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

THIS TAG OMG.

macarena-of-time:

I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not

brokenoldphysician:

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

harryflack:

call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina